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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>LOL BOB!!!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>Tony Stillman<BR>Radio South<BR>3702 N. Pace Blvd.<BR>Pensacola, FL
32505<BR>1-800-962-7802<BR><A
href="http://www.radiosouthrc.com">www.radiosouthrc.com</A></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=rcaerobob@cox.net href="mailto:rcaerobob@cox.net">Bob Pastorello</A>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=discussion@nsrca.org
href="mailto:discussion@nsrca.org">NSRCA</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, January 07, 2005 1:31
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> A Lighter Moment....LONG</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Laughs are free... here's a pattern
story...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> So picture this. Here's
Joe-Bob Redneck Pattern Pilot. A flyable day seems in the
works. Sunshine, great weather, spare 12 pack in the cooler,
recently-repaired GoFaster190 finally RTF after the last outing. (A
different tale, relates to starting engines in the back of the
truck)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Joe-Bob gathers everything
carefully.... loads the truck, gets all the stuff he needs. Even
remembered the TRANSMITTER for this trip!! Things are looking
good!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Joe-Bob's
mistress/concubine/other hollers at him as he prepares to leave, "Joe-Bob, you
take that &-#($ dawg WITH YOU!!! I'm not putting up with
him"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> So Joe-Bob, quietly muttering
under his breath various compliments about the ancestry of his other, proceeds
to find Rowlf, the killer-Rottweiler pup. This pup, known to be a bit
unruly, has been actually getting some "training", and seems to be
improving. Anyway, Joe-Bob gets Rowlf into the duelly-4x4 with 8 pipes,
fires it up, shaking the garage to the foundation. He smiles. This
is gonna be a GREAT day!!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> He hits the garage door opener
(remember, he's a RedNeck "Pattern" flier, so he has a MUCH higher standard of
living), and proceeds to back down the drive.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> As the garage door descends,
and he turns into the street, he begins to see Rowlf sort of hopping around in
the truck bed, barking, jumping up and down. He stops the truck, more
worried about the impending damage to the GoFaster 190 than Rowlf, and goes
around to the rear of the truck (now cursing openly the ancestry of his
significant other AND Rowlf). Screaming, he gets Rowlf somewhat settled,
gets back in the truck and heads on his way.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> A few blocks further his
musings about the upcoming flying and beer are interruptted by loud whelping,
barking, howls and thumps coming from the truck bed. Now, Joe-Bob
is ready to murder Rowlf, as the delays are jus' gettin' him
DOWN.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> He goes again to the rear of
the truck, and as he's preparing to give Rowlf the serious "what-for", he
notices, and it FINALLY dawns on him in a fantastic flash of mental
genius....</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>[Are you ready?]</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial
size=2> Rowlf still
has his "training collar" on.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> And it's
the kind that continues shocking until you get back within the training wire
boundary.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Joe-Bob
turns it off.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Rowlf
assaults Joe-Bob severely mangling his "flying hand".</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> ANOTHER
flying day shot to pieces.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Oh
well, he still has the 12 pack.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Ya'll have a great day!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I made this story up from a real-life story about
a dog-training incident.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hope it made SOMEONE smile out there in
Pattern-land!!</FONT></DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>
<DIV><BR>Bob Pastorello<BR>NSRCA 199 AMA 46373<BR><A
href="mailto:rcaerobob@cox.net">rcaerobob@cox.net</A><BR><A
href="http://www.rcaerobats.net">www.rcaerobats.net</A></DIV>
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