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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Laughs are free... here's a pattern
story...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> So picture this. Here's
Joe-Bob Redneck Pattern Pilot. A flyable day seems in the
works. Sunshine, great weather, spare 12 pack in the cooler,
recently-repaired GoFaster190 finally RTF after the last outing. (A
different tale, relates to starting engines in the back of the
truck)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Joe-Bob gathers everything
carefully.... loads the truck, gets all the stuff he needs. Even
remembered the TRANSMITTER for this trip!! Things are looking
good!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Joe-Bob's
mistress/concubine/other hollers at him as he prepares to leave, "Joe-Bob, you
take that &-#($ dawg WITH YOU!!! I'm not putting up with
him"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> So Joe-Bob, quietly muttering
under his breath various compliments about the ancestry of his other, proceeds
to find Rowlf, the killer-Rottweiler pup. This pup, known to be a bit
unruly, has been actually getting some "training", and seems to be
improving. Anyway, Joe-Bob gets Rowlf into the duelly-4x4 with 8 pipes,
fires it up, shaking the garage to the foundation. He smiles. This
is gonna be a GREAT day!!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> He hits the garage door opener
(remember, he's a RedNeck "Pattern" flier, so he has a MUCH higher standard of
living), and proceeds to back down the drive.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> As the garage door descends, and
he turns into the street, he begins to see Rowlf sort of hopping around in the
truck bed, barking, jumping up and down. He stops the truck, more worried
about the impending damage to the GoFaster 190 than Rowlf, and goes around to
the rear of the truck (now cursing openly the ancestry of his significant other
AND Rowlf). Screaming, he gets Rowlf somewhat settled, gets back in the
truck and heads on his way.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> A few blocks further his musings
about the upcoming flying and beer are interruptted by loud whelping,
barking, howls and thumps coming from the truck bed. Now, Joe-Bob is
ready to murder Rowlf, as the delays are jus' gettin' him DOWN.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> He goes again to the rear of the
truck, and as he's preparing to give Rowlf the serious "what-for", he notices,
and it FINALLY dawns on him in a fantastic flash of mental
genius....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>[Are you ready?]</FONT></DIV>
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size=2> Rowlf still has his
"training collar" on.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> And it's the
kind that continues shocking until you get back within the training wire
boundary.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Joe-Bob turns
it off.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Rowlf
assaults Joe-Bob severely mangling his "flying hand".</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> ANOTHER
flying day shot to pieces.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Oh
well, he still has the 12 pack.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Ya'll have a great day!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I made this story up from a real-life story about a
dog-training incident.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hope it made SOMEONE smile out there in
Pattern-land!!</FONT></DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>
<DIV><BR>Bob Pastorello<BR>NSRCA 199 AMA 46373<BR><A
href="mailto:rcaerobob@cox.net">rcaerobob@cox.net</A><BR><A
href="http://www.rcaerobats.net">www.rcaerobats.net</A></DIV>
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