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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>So, Bob when did you get the 4x4
duelly???? Hope yer hand gets better!!!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoAutoSig><st1:PersonName w:st="on"><font size=2 color=navy
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'>Gene Maurice</span></font></st1:PersonName><font
size=2 color=navy><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><st1:PersonName w:st="on"><font size=2 color=navy
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'>gene.maurice@comcast.net</span></font></st1:PersonName><font
size=2 color=navy><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on"><font size=2
color=navy face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'>Plano</span></font></st1:City><font
size=2 color=navy><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'>, <st1:State
w:st="on">TX</st1:State></span></font></st1:place><font size=2 color=navy><span
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<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=2 color=navy face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'>NSRCA 877<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=2 color=navy face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;color:navy'>AMA 3408<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> discussion-request@nsrca.org
[mailto:discussion-request@nsrca.org] <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>On
Behalf Of </span></b><st1:PersonName w:st="on">Bob Pastorello</st1:PersonName><br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Friday, January 07, 2005
1:31 PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> NSRCA<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> A Lighter Moment....LONG</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Laughs are free... here's a pattern story...</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> So picture this. Here's
Joe-Bob Redneck Pattern Pilot. A flyable day seems in the
works. Sunshine, great weather, spare 12 pack in the cooler, recently-repaired
GoFaster190 finally RTF after the last outing. (A different tale, relates
to starting engines in the back of the truck)</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> Joe-Bob gathers everything carefully....
loads the truck, gets all the stuff he needs. Even remembered the TRANSMITTER
for this trip!! Things are looking good!!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> Joe-Bob's mistress/concubine/other
hollers at him as he prepares to leave, "Joe-Bob, you take that &-#($
dawg WITH YOU!!! I'm not putting up with him"</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> So Joe-Bob, quietly muttering under his
breath various compliments about the ancestry of his other, proceeds to find
Rowlf, the killer-Rottweiler pup. This pup, known to be a bit unruly, has
been actually getting some "training", and seems to be
improving. Anyway, Joe-Bob gets Rowlf into the duelly-4x4 with 8 pipes,
fires it up, shaking the garage to the foundation. He smiles. This
is gonna be a GREAT day!!!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> He hits the garage door opener (remember,
he's a RedNeck "Pattern" flier, so he has a MUCH higher standard of
living), and proceeds to back down the drive.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> As the garage door descends, and he turns
into the street, he begins to see Rowlf sort of hopping around in the truck
bed, barking, jumping up and down. He stops the truck, more worried about
the impending damage to the GoFaster 190 than Rowlf, and goes around to the
rear of the truck (now cursing openly the ancestry of his significant other AND
Rowlf). Screaming, he gets Rowlf somewhat settled, gets back in the truck
and heads on his way.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> A few blocks further his musings about the
upcoming flying and beer are interruptted by loud whelping, barking, howls
and thumps coming from the truck bed. Now, Joe-Bob is ready to murder
Rowlf, as the delays are jus' gettin' him DOWN.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> He goes again to the rear of the truck,
and as he's preparing to give Rowlf the serious "what-for", he
notices, and it FINALLY dawns on him in a fantastic flash of mental genius....</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>[Are you ready?]</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> Rowlf still
has his "training collar" on.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> And it's the kind that
continues shocking until you get back within the training wire boundary.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> Joe-Bob turns it off.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> Rowlf assaults
Joe-Bob severely mangling his "flying hand".</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> ANOTHER flying day
shot to pieces.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> Oh well, he
still has the 12 pack.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Ya'll have a great day!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>I made this story up from a real-life story about a
dog-training incident.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Hope it made SOMEONE smile out there in Pattern-land!!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><br>
<st1:PersonName w:st="on">Bob Pastorello</st1:PersonName><br>
NSRCA 199 AMA 46373<br>
<a href="mailto:rcaerobob@cox.net">rcaerobob@cox.net</a><br>
<a href="http://www.rcaerobats.net">www.rcaerobats.net</a><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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