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<DIV>You just described my neighbor up the street.....Except he has TWO Rottweilers!! Even has a white duelly......AND has the electric dawg fence.....His dawgs are mean suckers too....pure Redneck trained!!!!!! They howl like hell when they try to go past the beam to kill a kid on his bike riding by. No Lie!!!! County animal control is just waiting for the next complaint call from the neighbors , so they can take the DAWGS.</DIV>
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<DIV>He's too redneck to fly model airplanes.</DIV>
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<DIV>What a riot!!!!! Thanks Bob</DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial color=navy size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">So, Bob when did you get the 4x4 duelly???? Hope yer hand gets better!!!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoAutoSig><st1:PersonName w:st="on"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy">gene.maurice@comcast.net</SPAN></FONT></st1:PersonName><FONT color=navy size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">From:</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> discussion-request@nsrca.org [mailto:discussion-request@nsrca.org] <B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">On Behalf Of </SPAN></B><st1:PersonName w:st="on">Bob Pastorello</st1:PersonName><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sent:</SPAN></B> Friday, January 07, 2005 1:31 PM<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">To:</SPAN></B> NSRCA<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B> A Lighter Moment....LONG</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> So picture this. Here's Joe-Bob Redneck Pattern Pilot. A flyable day seems in the works. Sunshine, great weather, spare 12 pack in the cooler, recently-repaired GoFaster190 finally RTF after the last outing. (A different tale, relates to starting engines in the back of the truck)</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> Joe-Bob gathers everything carefully.... loads the truck, gets all the stuff he needs. Even remembered the TRANSMITTER for this trip!! Things are looking good!!</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> Joe-Bob's mistress/concubine/other hollers at him as he prepares to leave, "Joe-Bob, you take that &-#($ dawg WITH YOU!!! I'm not putting up with him"</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> So Joe-Bob, quietly muttering under his breath various compliments about the ancestry of his other, proceeds to find Rowlf, the killer-Rottweiler pup. This pup, known to be a bit unruly, has been actually getting some "training", and seems to be improving. Anyway, Joe-Bob gets Rowlf into the duelly-4x4 with 8 pipes, fires it up, shaking the garage to the foundation. He smiles. This is gonna be a GREAT day!!!</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> He hits the garage door opener (remember, he's a RedNeck "Pattern" flier, so he has a MUCH higher standard of living), and proceeds to back down the drive.</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> And it's the kind that continues shocking until you get back within the training wire boundary.</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">I made this story up from a real-life story about a dog-training incident.</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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