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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'll probably get shot for this, but it's worth
it!!!! (Soon to be appearing on my website)</FONT></DIV>
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color=#ff0000><STRONG><U>REDNECKS</U></STRONG><BR></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial
size=3><BR>You're An EXTREME Redneck When <BR><BR> 1. You let your
14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
<BR><BR> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas is in it. <BR><BR> 3. You've been married
three times and still have the same in-laws. <BR><BR> 4. You think a
woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. <BR><BR> 5.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
<BR><BR> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey,
guys, watch this.." <BR><BR> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia
leader. <BR><BR> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan <BR><BR> 9. Your junior prom offered day care. <BR><BR> 10.
You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start
your engines." <BR><BR> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels. <BR><BR> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your
porch has more teeth than your spouse. <BR><BR> 13. You have to go outside
to get something from the fridge. <BR><BR> 14. One of your kids was born on
a pool table. <BR><BR> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to
get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. <BR><BR> 16. You can't get married
to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. <BR><BR> 17. You think
loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk</FONT> </DIV><FONT
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<DIV><BR>Bob Pastorello<BR>NSRCA 199 AMA 46373<BR><A
href="mailto:rcaerobob@cox.net">rcaerobob@cox.net</A><BR><A
href="http://www.rcaerobats.net">www.rcaerobats.net</A></DIV>
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