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<DIV><SPAN class=752253705-23022005><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Only
from someone from Oklahoma</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> discussion-request@nsrca.org
[mailto:discussion-request@nsrca.org]<B>On Behalf Of </B>Bob
Pastorello<BR><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, February 22, 2005 2:57 PM<BR><B>To:</B>
NSRCA<BR><B>Subject:</B> Off Topic - Southern<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'll probably get shot for this, but it's worth
it!!!! (Soon to be appearing on my website)</FONT></DIV>
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color=#ff0000><STRONG><U>REDNECKS</U></STRONG><BR></FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial size=3><BR>You're An EXTREME Redneck When <BR><BR> 1.
You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids. <BR><BR> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
down depending on how much gas is in it. <BR><BR> 3. You've been
married three times and still have the same in-laws. <BR><BR> 4.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night. <BR><BR> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean. <BR><BR> 6. Someone in your family died right
after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this.." <BR><BR> 7. You think Dom
Perignon is a Mafia leader. <BR><BR> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once
ruined by a ceiling fan <BR><BR> 9. Your junior prom offered day
care. <BR><BR> 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner"
are "Gentlemen, start your engines." <BR><BR> 11. You lit a match in the
bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. <BR><BR> 12. The
Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
<BR><BR> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
<BR><BR> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. <BR><BR> 15.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of
Tattoos. <BR><BR> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it. <BR><BR> 17. You think loading the dishwasher
means getting your wife drunk</FONT> </DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>
<DIV><BR>Bob Pastorello<BR>NSRCA 199 AMA 46373<BR><A
href="mailto:rcaerobob@cox.net">rcaerobob@cox.net</A><BR><A
href="http://www.rcaerobats.net">www.rcaerobats.net</A></DIV>
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